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pedo-edge

"pedo-edge" jokes and humor are a subcategory of the "edgy" genre, incorporating shock value as a major component and therefore belongs to a wider umbrella term named NSFW humor.

A: You know what the major cause of pedophilia is these days?

B: Sexy children?

A: Damn dude, no... that's some straight-up pedo-edge bru

by iDontNeedNoDamnPseudonym March 3, 2021


Poundland pedo

The creepy lanky man who talks to him self and bends down to look under the skirts of little girls he also works in Poundland in Runcorn

Pussface: why is he staring at my ass
Pussface: oh just ignore him that’s the Poundland pedo

by lol Roblox is fun May 7, 2020


Pedo Khalifa

A small change to Wiz Khalifa's song, "Black and Yellow." Instead of singing his regular rap, you switch "it big" with "with kids"

Pedo Khalifa:

Yeah ah ha, you know what it is, everything I do, I do with kids

by JAYBEE**** July 31, 2011


Pedo Stroll

A short walk during which pedophiles scope out their next prey.

Mark: Did you see that old nasty man over there creepin on those kids?

Joe: That's not good, Dude! He's on his Pedo Stroll! Watch out, Kids!

by -El Hopper June 2, 2010


Christmas pedo

A Christmas pedo is basically a santa that wants you to sit on his hard cock and ride it.
You can find these people in: Ikea or any shop that has a santa for children in.
You should stay away or the might rape you.

Bobby: look at that santa trying to rape kids with his hard cock
Greg: He has been doing that for 15 years straight! What a Christmas pedo

Little 9 year old: I'm going to sit on Santa's lap and get a present

Santa the Christmas pedo ho ho ho ride my cock little boy!

*starts to rape the kid and starts moaning loudly and eventually cums in his ass*

Dave: Why the fuck is that Christmas pedo filling that childs ass with white cum ? What the fuck he should be in prison!

by No1shaager November 1, 2019


pocket pedo

a pedophile that targets midgets

why are you going after underage midgets POCKET PEDO

by quietboyinthebak November 19, 2020


fb pedo

a person who searches facebook vigorously in oder to find information that they "enjoy", or information about themselves.
it's conmen to find them being spoken about because of their nature...

person 1"omg dany found that post AGAIN!."
person 2"ikr?!?! he's a proper fb pedo."
person 3 (dany, fb pedo) "will you guys stop talking about me!"

by BenTheChink November 23, 2010