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Mooshy-peen

a soft and squishy penis

"did you have sex with him?"
''No he had a mooshy-peen"

by 004Jk57 December 30, 2022


peen top

The top of a man's penis, visible when his pants or underwear are pulled down too far.

You could totally see Brad's peen top when Joe tried to shank him.

by Redesigner October 17, 2008


Peen Juice

a cloud juice that is drank out of water bottle where the drinking spout looks like a baby penis

Brittany loves drinking that peen juice

by therightdefinition12 November 10, 2012


peen scene

peen - short for penis
A general view of the males in a designated area; a phrase often used in wonder of how hot the guys in the area are.

ex: at the mall, in a bar, at a party.

Janastasia: eyo what's the peen scene in town look like?

Katinka: eh it's better than yesterday, more of the douch-ey looking peen that you like more than the hipster-y peen i like

Janastasia: cool i'm getting into a cab now see you soon

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Rhiannon: the peen scene here isn't lookin too big

Jamie: you're right but let's stay here and get drinks anyways so we don't get hit on for awhile, especially by those bald guys with the liver spots.

Rhiannon: aight.

by ScarletSkyeMelody August 3, 2011


pending peen

when a girl (or guy) doesn't add some guy back on snapchat that sends dick pics. thus, there are pending and unreceived dick pics.

"This guy with the username pussyslayer69 just added me and I probably have at least one pending peen now."

by stain45 January 18, 2018


peen juicer

A male homosexual who sucks penises/peen.

Man, Al Jones is such a peen juicer, I bet he always has penis breath!

by Dr. CG April 4, 2008


non-peen

Adj. To actively not be a total dick. The antonym to "You're a dick". Can be used to describe the ever so rare "decent man", women and members of the LGBTQIA+ community. Habitually used to compliment one's personality.

He was a total non-peen, which is surprising because he's cis, white and a man!
Maybe try and be more of a non-peen like Harry Styles or Bill Nye 'cause you're making me regret liking men.
She called me a non-peen and it was the first time she had complimented me in 47 years!

by TomatoIsAFruit August 9, 2020