pen island

A non-existant place that, when written carefully, will look like Penis Land. Two websites take advantage of this visual effect:

www.penisland.com -- sells custom pens.

www.mypenisland.com -- sells suggestive apparel from the fictional Pen Island.

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Pineapple pen

The act of leaving a pineapple and a pen together.

The pen vigorously shoves itself into the pineapple, waits 9 months and a pineapple pen pops out.

Don't leave the pen and pineapple to close together we can't afford anymore pineapple pens

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pen pidyn

A Welsh insult. It means 'dickhead'.

Welsh: Mae Dafydd yn pen pidyn!
English: David is a dickhead!

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hundo-pen

During intercourse the female partner puts both her legs behind her head, the male partner then proceeds to pick the female up into the air vertically. In doing so creates one hundred percent penatration.

"yo, you hundo-pen that g last night?"

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bitch pen

a house that's full of hot bitches

Yo did you go to Rico's house last night?

Aw man, that place was a bitch pen! I'll call you after my HIV test.

gel penning

The act of ejaculating on the face of the first person who falls asleep at a slumber party or social gathering. Then using the penis and cum to draw on the face.

Jay was gel penning Kay because she fell asleep.

por pen

Por pen or “por pennnnnn” including lots of “n’s” is used when meaning “por pendejo” or “por pendeja” . Translated to English would mean “for being stupid” or “idiot” either one works.

Person1: “Embaraze a mi novia”

( I Got my girlfriend pregnant)

Person2: “por pennnn”