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The region of the colon between the rectum and the anus. See: pennsylvania chocolate pie, Pennsylvania Pinecone, and pennsylvania press.
"I've got a giant dump comin' right down Pennsylvania Avenue."
"What a coincidence! I'll have a giant load going the other way tonight!"
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Taking one testical in between your pinkie and ring finger, your penis in between your ring and midle finger, and your other testical in between your index and middle finger. Then rubbing on another persons face while they are sleeping.
'Last night I Pennsylvania Briefcased my roommate, he hasn't found out yet.'
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One who has no real talent at driving and basically honks at you for actually knowing how to drive. In fact there are a few things that are quite distinct about Pennsylvania drivers, especially those from Philadelphia...
1. Red means Go
2. Green means stop
3. No parking means double parking
4. 25 mph means 15 mph
5. They actually wait for a bus instead of passing a bus
6. They honk if you stop at a stop sign
7. Pedestrians become targets
8. Do not stop at stop
9. They have no regard for street signs
10. They hate on Jersey drivers because they actually have skill
You know you are witnessing a Pennsylvania driver if there is a no parking sign, the typical PA driver will double park their car there, making it so you cannot leave your spot.
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A driving technique utilized with frustrating frequency within the state of Pennsylvania. It consists of the following elements:
1.) The driver being pulled out in front of must have no cars behind him for any appreciable distance.
2.) The driver pulling out must wait until the oncoming driver must slow down to avoid hitting the driver pulling out.
3.) The driver pulling out must do so with urgency that suggests his or her genitalia is on fire, or something else of vast importance.
4.) The driver must then proceed to drive at a speed 5 to 10 miles below the posted speed limit (in obvious disregard of the flaming genitalia that required them to pull out in front of you like a cheetah on crack).
Often, any display of frustration with the above incident will garner a one finger salute, brake check, complete stop or some other maddening form of road raging inducing idiocy.
If that moron up there does a Pennsylvania Pullout, when nobody is behind me, I may run him into the nearest ditch.
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When an Amish man ejaculates on a black woman's chest
After my daily chores I gave a Pennsylvania tuxedo to my third wife.
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A shitstain of a town off interstate 80, where the only thing keeping it alive is a shitty state college that is worse with money than a two year old I. A candy store. People born here often stay here, and the locals are either white trash meth addicts or emotionally dead average Joe's. This is a place to be avoided if at all possible.
"Hey, what's the next exit?"
"Clarion Pennsylvania."
"Yeah, let's wait til the next exit to stop."
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a town in pa that has a bunch of drop out low life insist druggies living in scumbag houses. and 13 14 year olds with incist babies. if u dont like scummers come to berwick
scumbags are in shickshinny pennsylvania
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