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Waking up to a blow job from a woman with hairy armpits.
I got super drunk and took this girl home from the bar last night. I woke up to a morning Persian.
When a hairy Persian picks up a girl and slams her on the ground and screams like a gorilla and proceeds to pile driver his cock in her.
That guy just Persian piledriver that women.
When you don't have time to take a shower so you spray cologne all over your body and clothes to give yourself a freshly showered smell.
I'm running super late to work so I'm just going to take a quick Persian shower!
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Noun A definition commonly used in bowling. It refers to strikes where one player throws what appears to be a non-strike, but through very late pin-action, where numerous pins bounce off of each other fortuitously, results in a "Strike."
In a sentence: He almost threw a split, but instead he threw a Persian "Strike".
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The "Persian Kitten", once known exclusively as a show cat bred in Eastern Europe and the Middle East, has become known in the Americas as a sexual activity. Locally, in the Northeast many take the literal translation of the persian kitten. The execution of the kitten is simple, the man or woman holds open their rectum and the partner (man or woman) subsequently excretes fecal matter into the gaping hole.
Get that lil persian kitten ass over heeya.The Persian Kitten... is that when you shit in her ass?
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An attractive, diminutive, female Persian bookworm who thinks as much about sex as she does about punctuation.
Bill: Whoa. Look at that sexy little number.
Ted: Dude, she's just a nerd.
Bill: No way, man. I can see right through that cover. She's a Persian Nerdess if I've ever seen one. Persian Kitty -- yum!
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a lost group...we have a lot of heritage, but for some reason, have a lost sense of SELF. We think we're the shit, but being insecure on the matter we mask our fear by being materialistic and dismissive of anything that may expose the truth.
as opposed to real persians
Too much hairspray and hairgel
too much cologne and perfume
extravagent clothes
only brandenames will do
too much emphasis on external appearances
no understanding of self...
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