Jake Pickering is a lovable person with a enormous penis that can reach to the sun and pleasure your mother form the other room he has brown hair
Man, Jake Pickering is awesome. H his penis is amazing
Someone who likes to pleasure anus with their fingers, this could sometime refer to the extraction of stinking butt crusts. To pick the ringo, means to insert the fingers into an anus. Common slang in Wales, UK. Ringo Starr.
Jeffo: oiii cuzzy, what you been up to fam?
Big Al: mans been chilling with the bro's and all that..
Jeffo: you been ringo pickin your boyfriend?
Big Al: nah there aint no brown on my fingers.
Jeffo: stop lying you filthy ringo picker
Big Al: suck out fam
Your female parent when they meet their new boyfriend while your father is out in the military doing hard work.
"Hey john, did you know your mother is being a lenis picker?"
"WHAT! I have to tell my father about this!"
A loser who mooches off of others until his/her times runs out. See also "couch surfer". Butt pickers lack any sort of motivation. Some are sociopaths, true users, but most are lazy indolent types who seek out helping hands to screw over. Get a life, butt pickers.
Although he was a talented carpenter, Johnny was too lazy to find a steady job, and instead chose to lounge around as a butt picker, watching the TV and eating the food of whoever bought his sorry stories.
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1. When you scratch your balls so much that they crack and start to bleed.
2. When you finger a girl when she's on her period.
Dude, I was scratching my balls a lot last night and I darn gave myself a cherry picker.
Jenna and I where about to have intercourse but I found out that she was on her period, so I just gave her a cherry picker.
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Filthy Mexican that jumped the border and despite learning english was still able to get a low paying job.
That filthy fruit picker swam over here from Mexico.
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Interior designer. Can be extended to 'cushion picking cunt' to describe the likes of Laurence Llewelyn Bowen et al.
The cushion picker actually thinks he designs when all he actually does is shop for someone else.
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