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When you totally had enough and decide to pour yourself a mega pint…...
Guinness - A great beer according to the strait community, slang term amoung homesexuals for sperm.
Pint O' Guinness - Term used by homesexuals for guzzling sperm.
He drank my entire Pint O' Guinness
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1/2 Lagar
1/2 Smirnoff Ice
and a shot of Vodka.
Downed in 1.
Turbo shandy but better.
Man 1: Want a Fuck You Up Pint?
Man 2: Hell yeah, i wanna get fucked up.
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A way of saying you have no friends.
Not everyone is obessed with away fans pint and stuff lmao
did you hear what happened to joe
I know he's a fucking hero no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him.
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An opportunely discovered unfinished and unattended glass of beer or cider which is swiftly acquired and consumed by the seeker of such mystery pints. Often these can be found in Wetherspoons or other watering holes close to the closing hour.
The risk of being caught and/or health consequences of finishing strangers’ potentially adulterated drinks in a pub is the crux of the ‘mystery’ of this money-saving technique and conducive to the thrill and excitement of stumbling upon a holy-grail of fermented grains.
A: “Good time at the pub last night?”
B: “Clocked in a solid shift. Might have had a couple dodgy mystery pints, though”
- a half pint
- someone who isn’t able to have a full pint
- a pussy who likes to think they can drink with the lads
- puts their dick in the glass after
Oi, I’m not able to have a full one, grab me a pussy pint