Pipe captain

A guy who is designated by his friend to have sex with, or pipe out, his girl while he is unable to do so.

Harry: "Hey Jack! Will you be my pipe captain while I am away this weekend?"
Jack: "I would be honored!"

Pipe Rattler

When you go to take a dump and all that comes out are MASSIVE farts.

Farts that you're too scared to let out anywhere but on the toilet.

I thought I had to take a huge shit, but all that came out were pipe rattlers.

Semen Pipe

A dick. This word was made by Ben Allen

You are a semen pipe

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water pipe

A water pipe is a Tobacco Pipe that uses water as a filter. the term is often used in head shops because it is a product that can be legally used as a tobacco smoking device.

customer: "can I see that bong?"
clerk: "that's a water pipe."
Customer: "isn't that the same thing?"
clerk: "... I cant talk about it..."

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Pipe up

Get the strap , up your heat, gatted up, same meaning

“Tell these fuck niggas I said vool me up, pipe up “

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pipe me

fellatio

(imperative/verb)

Ray Donovan, HBO, 'New Birthday' episode (August 11, 2013).
Marvin.. to Bridget: "Pipe me!"

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pipe dream

n : a fantastic but vain hope (from fantasies induced by the opium pipe);

' I have this dream about being the king of the universe.'

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