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When your fart rolls forward while sitting down and comes out the front .
Waiting in the doctors office, I let one slide out to my surprise,‘‘twas a gooch poof
An animal that appears great in size, but, once you touch it, is actually very small and only appears so large because it has a great deal of fur. Like a pom pom, but alive, and, also, not at all.
Father: Your rabbit is a lot bigger than you said it was
*Picks up rabbit*
Father: Ah, this creature is entirely composed of fur
Daughter: Told you; my rabbit is a tiny poof.
Father: Your rabbit is a lot bigger than you said it was
*Picks up rabbit*
Father: Ah, this creature is entirely composed of fur
Daughter: Told you; my rabbit is a tiny poof.
if someone drinks and alcoholic drink with a low alcohol percentage
look hes drinking echo falls haha poof juice
When your on a night out with mates and you become emotional
Ever body hates me I'm a massive poof charlie
A common name for those that have curly and/or poofy hair -- REAL, though, not fake. So far it's only a term of friendly endearment and a way to catch the attention of a curly-haired stranger, as they will respond to it.
Friend: Hey Curly-poof, what's up?
Curly-poof: Nothing much.
Stranger: Curly-poof, what are you doing?
To switch gears while you are farting.
"Did you hear that? I was Poof Tucken into like 9th gear!" Said Josh
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When you place cocaine on a woman's asshole so she can fart it into your nose
That girl is so fine I want her to give me a boof poof so I can do my blow in style!
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