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A man who is willing to perform oral sex while the receiving person is sitting on the toilet dropping a duece (aka - pooping)
Jon gave me oral sex while I was pooping. He is a porcelain prince.
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"bathroom", loo -room to excrete/evacuate in private in
i had to ask where the porcelain room was
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When you pull out and then cum in her face and then immediately splash cold water on her face and watch it harden.
I was banging that chick and came all over her face. Lucky for me I had a cold beverage on the nightstand so I gave her the porcelain mask.
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The wad of sperm a girls pisses out into the porcelain toilet god after being pounded furiously and receiving a batch of baby batter and disposing of them abortion style into the toilet!
Take that ass to the bathroom for a porcelain abortion so you don't get my splooge all over my good sheets!
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Vomiting into a toilet -often violently and for an extended time- whilst holding its rim like a steering wheel.
Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, when asked at a press conference about his recent bout of food poisoning: "Yes, I was driving the porcelain bus half the night."
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Spewing into the toilet. You are on your knees and your hands are on the bowl(steering wheel). People who drive the bus are usually drunk and drive it very cautiously, they hold onto the steering wheels firmlyx
Did you hear mum driving the porcelain bus last night? It kept me awake for hours! Dad said she was drinking spumante- i guess she got the desired result.
Damn that guy was bustin some porcelain in the restroom