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Being awakened by your partner as they begin to preform a sexual act on you.
When your wake up as your partners hand or head moves towards your crotch for a hand job or oral sex
Bill "How was your weekend?"
Charlie "Great, we went in to the city, dinner, movie stayed in awesome hotel. Plus, my wife woke me up with a Portland Alarm Clock Saturday and Sunday.
A high school in Portland Michigan filled with druggies and flat ass hoes. You will never fail to find a girl that will pop her legs open for you. Dont be friends with anyone here because they are all fake. All the teachers dont know how to teach, say good bye to your 4.0 GPA!
Portland High School is the worst school in the whole world!
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Full of a bunch of pussy’s with mullets who get angry at each other for saying racial slurs, Portland is most known for a large fight and drugs. Do not attend this school if you are gay this school is also known for firing a homosexual teacher for pretending to be a fellow student in the boys bathroom.
“You hear a yeehaw?”
“No I thought I heard A kid white just say the n word”
“Probably Portland High School multitasking”
When two women sicissor and one queefs into the others vagina.
Patty blew her queef (burp) into Joan's beaver while scissoring in Portland. Hence: Portland Beaver Burp
Leaving a rugged crap in the bowl after a hot shower in the one bathroom for one of three roommates.
I ran into Joanie's 's.e. Portland steambath,' while getting ready for work this morning. I'm taxing her two Humm kombuchas.
nickname of Portland -- it got the nickname because the city is very liberal.
People's Republic of Portland is located on the Left Coast.
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University located in downtown Portland, Oregon, the largest state univerity in Oregon and home of the Vikings sports teams. Was formerly called Vanport College.
I go to Portland State University and have the student loans to prove it.
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