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To post on message boards for the sake of posting, to post useless things to raise your post count.
"Please stop postwhoring, posting 'lolz' is not constructive to these forums."
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An emerging genre of metal music which takes elements of post-rock and puts them into a metal context. Somewhat connected to sludge metal.
Russian Circles and Isis are examples of post-metal acts.
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A turtle balanced on top of a fence post
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas rancher (whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle), a doctor and the old man were talking about George W. Bush being in the White House.
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."
Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid guy get down."
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Also called "spamming".
On a forum, it's the act of posting profusely, to be possessed by a consuming urge of posting mindless spams.
dude 1 : "Man, look at this guy, he's posted over a thousand posts in just one day!"
dude 2 : "He's definitely post vipering your website. You should ban him!"!
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Euphemism for being physically assaulted.
A: What happened to you?
B: I got hit by a fence post.
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short for cross-post; i.e., to post the same message/information in more than one location. Frequently used on Livejournal to indicate an entry posted to multiple communities.
See also cross-posting
This entry x-posted to silly_stories, humor_me and monkeybusiness.
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Post rock is a genre of rock music coined by British music Simon Reynold as "using rock instrumentation for non-rock purposes, using guitars as facilitators of timbres and textures rather than riffs and powerchords." Post Rock will often times be built like classical music with different movements and emphasis on musical composition and dynamic movements. Common instruments used by post rock bands are guitars and basses as well as drums, auxillary percussion, string instruments, pianos, and even bagpipes and the occasional tape loop run through the record.
"I saw this band called Godspeed you! Black Emperor last night"
"Were they any good?"
"Oh yeah, they totally post-rocked"
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