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Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado, he will fuck you up then fuck your bich if you cross his path and is one hot motherfucker.
Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder I wonder if he will have a three way with us.
Boy says to other boy: holy fuck it’s porter pounder he fucks all the biches, don’t cross his path or he will fuck you up!
"dude you were pounding her in the @$$ again? you're such a brownie pounder"
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A form of beastiality usually involving oral sex with that of a pelican, often entered through the beak
of the pelican and penetrating through to the stomach.
"Oh man it was awesome, i gave that cute little guy a pelican pounder!"
"Dude, if you wanna show dominance give it a pelican pounder and it won't question authority ever again."
"you have no idea how awesome it was i gave it a P.P. and it died right in front of me!!"
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The act of an Ed-Boy is when you tie a girl to a bed and put a ballgag in her mouth, however instead of a ball, the ballgag needs to have a jawbreaker. Each of your homies then take turns fucking her, until she has fully eaten the jawbreaker, no matter how long it takes, and no matter how many men fuck her.
Bonus points if you shout "Buttered Toast", "Shablakah" or "Gravy" as you nut.
"Hey Kevin, did you hear what me and the other guys on the cul-de-sac did to Nazz last night? We gave her the ol' Quarter Pounder"
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A hammer that pounds dicks and shockwaves you 69 feet in the air.
“Yo Josh i just got the penis pounder”
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when you go on the top bunk and then fly off and then your penis lands into her vagina
dan give the pennsylvania pounder to sean every night
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One who uses a dildo so aggressively that it 'pounds' the user's ass cheeks into submission.
Grant is such a dildo pounder, he always complains about anal pain.
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