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A man that comes out to a pasture (that he does not own), at dusk and vigorously thrust against the farmers chosen cow leg three times, slaps it's ass and disappears into the night.
"you hear that?" "Yes!, Turn the fucking lights on there's a cattle pounder outside!" "Get my gun jack, I'm about to end this sick fucks life....."
"dude you were pounding her in the @$$ again? you're such a brownie pounder"
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A form of beastiality usually involving oral sex with that of a pelican, often entered through the beak
of the pelican and penetrating through to the stomach.
"Oh man it was awesome, i gave that cute little guy a pelican pounder!"
"Dude, if you wanna show dominance give it a pelican pounder and it won't question authority ever again."
"you have no idea how awesome it was i gave it a P.P. and it died right in front of me!!"
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A hammer that pounds dicks and shockwaves you 69 feet in the air.
“Yo Josh i just got the penis pounder”
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The act of an Ed-Boy is when you tie a girl to a bed and put a ballgag in her mouth, however instead of a ball, the ballgag needs to have a jawbreaker. Each of your homies then take turns fucking her, until she has fully eaten the jawbreaker, no matter how long it takes, and no matter how many men fuck her.
Bonus points if you shout "Buttered Toast", "Shablakah" or "Gravy" as you nut.
"Hey Kevin, did you hear what me and the other guys on the cul-de-sac did to Nazz last night? We gave her the ol' Quarter Pounder"
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when you go on the top bunk and then fly off and then your penis lands into her vagina
dan give the pennsylvania pounder to sean every night
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One who uses a dildo so aggressively that it 'pounds' the user's ass cheeks into submission.
Grant is such a dildo pounder, he always complains about anal pain.
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