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On April 8th you can skip your schools’ sports practice because god said so
Ignorant athlete: Hey bro why weren’t you at track practice yesterday?
Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know?
If this mirror were clearer
I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds
Circle in for the kill
Guy 1: You practice your mannerisims into a wall
Guy 2: If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall
Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
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Way to old for the many sexual acts you do to please others.
Looks like grandma's back to practicing her madonna look.
To puke, vomit, throw up, blow chucks, worship the porcelain god, etc.
Man, you were sooo drunk last night. Did I hear you practicing your dinosaur call this morning?
Yeah, it was quite rough.
These denomination of people are having to do with the opposite of Gangster lifestyle, views and opinions of others.
A practical gangster doesn't steal from others. He gives back to others.
When people are testing out there sexuality and give each other blow jobs in a music room. They will try and cover up there "actions" by saying that is a dare.
Person 1: Omg! I just saw him doing a "practice room 2"
Person 2: They must be sexually insecure