Private school

Noun
1: A place to spend all of the money you inherited from your grandparents dying.
2:Pure torture, too much homework, an insane amount of pressure

3:A brainwashing torture chamber
4:No weed ):
5:NO FUCKING REFUND BITCH
All meanings also work together

During summer: Wow, I can't wait to go to this amazing new school! It has to be good if I spent $20K!
First day of school: Uuuummm refund maybe?
A few weeks in: I guess ill just end it all now. Private school killed me and now ill...

Private Investigator

A stalker with a business license.

Suspicious man: "That private investigator is always watching me so i dont cheat"

butt private

A queer butt pirate thats in the military.

"Dude get your shlong outta my ass you butt private."

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private school

I'm not going to ignorantly insult private schools in the U.S.A however I truly believe they are not as good as public.

- It costs money to get in, one idiot wrote a definition and said "Oh they are cheap like 20,000 - 125,000 dollars" news flash retard not everyone has that kind of money

- It stresses the point that money is EXTREMELY important and that nothing else matters

- Full of W.A.S.P's that look down on Blacks, Italians, Asians, and Hispanics.

- They are foreced to wear the same uniforms, conformity much?

- People that do have scollarships have to mantain an A+ average or they get kicked out, imagine hows stressfull that is

- They have a much smaller pouplation of the school, which means less oppertunities for making friends, having big parties, getting to know different people and means that gossip/drama is much greater because everyone knows everyone else's buissness.

- They are used to escape schools with minorities

- They think they are better

Private schools premote racisim, conformity, and ignorance.
*** I am not saying that everyone who goes there is a racist, conformist, and ignorant.

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Private message

Private messages or known as (PM) are used when one person wants to message someone outside of the group chat.

Person 1: um person 2 can u please private message me thanks.
Person 2: Oh ok, sure.

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Pirate's Privates

An expression meaning "the best"

"Dude, did you see that episode of Naruto the other day?"
"DUDE! That episode was the pirate's privates!"

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Private School

snob factory - paid for by snobs, generates snobs

Private school kid: I'm better than you! Bow down to ME!
Public school kid: Go to hell, asshole!

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