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Procrastinating by masturbation.
I should really finish that report for work, but I think I'll just watch some porn and procrasturbate a bit longer.
Putting off a task in order to masturbate
I don't want to do my math homework, so I am going to procrasturbate.
When you put off a task or chore in order to masturbate.
I really didn't want to do my math homework, so I decided to procrasturbate.
To masturbate and procrastinate at the same time.
I procrasturbate when I don't feel like doing my homework.
To procrasturbate is to procrastinate an important task by masturbating.
The masturbation session is often prolonged so as to maximize time distracted from the task at hand (no pun intended).
My wife gave me huge to-do list then left the house for a couple hours. Time to Procrasturbate.
I had an assignment due in a couple hours, but had writer's block, so I jerked off. It was an hour long session of procrasturbation.
Verb. (Procrasturbation- n.)
To procrastinate by means of masturbation
"Hi, honey! how was your day?"
Well, I walked in on Chris trying to procrasturbate on his homework..."
(n) - a form of procrastination involving copious amounts or masturbation.
I know I had a week to finish my essay, but I was so busy procrasturbating that I had to bs the entire thing.
I heard that Jim had to check into rehab for his procrasturbation problem.
I also heard that Jim only agreed to go to rehab after his latest procrasturbation episode ended with him in the Emergency Room.