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Productive Procrastination

In order to avoid doing something you need to do, you do something else productive.

I use Productive Procrastination when I clean my room instead of starting an English paper.

by Jbodnar13 February 17, 2011

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Corporate Product

Any item that has been shamelessly advertised and flaunted to appease the general masses in order to generate vast profits for the parent company and its selfish executives. Most types of corporate product will rot the body, the brain, or both in some way. Consumer satisfaction is ignored as the companies use popular culture, ideas of social acceptance, and sexual themes to help sell their product.

Examples of corporate product: Ipods; Itunes Music Store; Coca-Cola; Starbucks Coffees; McDonalds; Nike clothing and shoes; DRM; music by the likes of Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, Good Charlotte, Lindsay Lohan, Nick Cannon, Avril Lavigne, Dashboard Confessional, Sum 41, P. Diddy, Jay-Z, etc; Tyco toys; CNN; Fox News; Myspace; anything associated with MTV; Barbie; most cell phone networks; PSP;.....you get the picture.

by corporate mofo June 13, 2006

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JAS Productions

Also known as Joseph and Shanin Productions, JAS Productions makes amateur videos.

JAS Productions is a unique production company that works with JP Studios Global.

by Michael Tran May 26, 2008


If there’s a problem there’s a product

Refers to the natural phenomenon that if you have a problem, no matter what it may be, if you go online, someone is selling something to fix your issue.

Person A: I can’t believe someone actually made sleeves for your can if soda!

Person B: You know what they say: If there’s a problem there’s a product!

by Resident Shitter February 11, 2023


product support

A mother fucker who thinks they know everything about something but has not idea and has 40 personalities to boot

Man that guy is product support knows fuck all. Besides that, you ring the guy and one minute he is ok, the next minute he is a fucking idiot.

by Lickadickaday December 7, 2017


used product

A girl or woman would has or had sex more than a few times ultimately becoming a used product

Friend:Do you want to have sex with this girl?
Me:How many times has she had sex?
Friend:4

Me: shes a used product then, no thanks

by £_-+74*+) be 4£" May 15, 2018

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end product

End product in industry and or society is defined as the completed product of a manufactureing process.A process that creates a final defined product.

The end product of a cookie recipe is a chocolate chip cookie.

The end product of coke a cola's recipe is a can of coke.
The end product of hot water and a teabag is a cup of tea.

by paita March 25, 2013