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"Some hiding spot off underground, an open plot I could climb into;
an iron promise in my mouth."
- Kevin Devine
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A ring given by a teenaged boy to hide his infidelities
Sally: "You're cheating on me....I know it!!"
John: "Baby, I love you and to prove my love I want you to have this promise ring. Now everyone will know that I love you."
Sally: "Ohh, John!! I love you too. I have to go make this my facebook status, and call my BFF Susie"
John: "Ok baby...call me later."
John: "Hey Susie, its John....she doesn't suspect a thing. I'm on my way...."
Susie: "I can't wait, me so horny...."
Sally: "Susie, guess what? John just gave me a promise ring!!! He loves me, and I was way off about him cheating on me."
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a verbal agreement made by a floridian, which is usually not kept.
jon made a florida promise, and did not show up.
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the state of reaching an orgasm, take me to the promised land
I have been to the mountaintop and I have seen the promised land, I may not get there with you...
He had his tongue all in there and he was workin' it and workin' and and he took me to the promised land.
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A promise that is never planned to be kept.
Her plastic promise made me feel terrible.
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Belch,fart,vomit or any other kind of rotten spew that could come out of a person or animal. It is named such because a politican's promise and a burb are worth about the same thing,only difference is that most people excuse themselves after a burp.
BUUURRRRRPPPPP!!!!
Dude nice politician's promise!
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A ring a girl gets that signifies that she wont be a slut/whore/hoe
Girl:Hey do you have a promise ring?
Girl2:noo....I get some
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