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Supernatural Protection

The belief that one cannot be harmed, and nothing can go wrong in your life if you simply have faith in your favourite imaginary supernatural being.

Best espoused in 2020 by US republicans who equate "wearing a mask" to "not having faith in god's will and protection"

By extension, this also means it is safe to jump into traffic if you simply have faith in god hard enough

Of course, this also implies that if you leap into traffic and get hurt, your faith was not true enough.

This belief system is a self reinforcing and self-reproducing way to hurt yourself. You leap into traffic, get hit by a car, stand up, believe in god harder, leap into traffic again, get hit by a car again. This process repeats until god protects you forever or you wind up dead. Slrt of like a "shit in one hand, wish in the other" type scenario.

***online dating***
Man: "Hey gurl, you look damn good ;)"
Girl: "You look like you should leap into traffic"
Man: "Gurl, if i leap into traffic I'll wind up dead. I'm an atheist so i dont got the same supernatural protections as the religious folk"

by Wypipo whisperer October 23, 2020


protect my peace

Do whatever it is to keep your happiness... even if it will leave a detrimental effect on your life.

I didn't do the essay because I'm choosing to protect my peace instead.

by taroroot October 12, 2023

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Protected bus

A bus that is protected, usually to reduce overcrowding.

This protected bus can only be caught by autoconfirmed users.

by OfficeMS September 24, 2024

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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

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shush right now protection

extra mega extreme shush right now protection, created by raven very cool ok it has the power of destroying the whole timeline :))) sh SHUSH RIGHT NOW! PASS

random guy: SHUSH RIGHT NOW!
raven: SHUSH RIGHT NOW PROTECTION

by gorilafaimoasa February 28, 2021


infantry protection

When Russians pile onto a fucking tank to protect against missiles.

We need infantry protection!!! Vladimir. Ivan. Pile on tank. Rocket coming.

by Dilk hater 420. 69 July 1, 2018


Anti-Crossbones day (protected, no anti-anti crossbones days.)

Crossbones has to do whatever you want on april 1st

*Crossbones: Ill make anti-anti crossbones day.*
*Profit: No* Anti-Crossbones day (protected, no anti-anti crossbones days.)

by ProfitKafasi August 20, 2022