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Da "I fish, therefore I lie" exaggerations dat you sue a "large scale" angler for --- i.e., you haul his fibbin' a** into court regarding his "inflated" estimates of da size and/or number of da scaled seafood specimens dat he supposedly caught in his drag-net --- due to said outrageous reports' allegedly causing you undue distress.
If there were no outside witnesses to what a fisherman's catch actually looked like, then there's no way for you to prove dat he was making anything up --- in a judge's eyes, it's equally plausible dat his verbal statements regarding his super-successful day on da water could actually have been true, and so there would likely be little chance of your "seine and puffering" claim's triumphing in court.
Usually worn by supervision on construction sites to show their dominance over workers.
When two or more puffer wearers get together they like to flex on each other by comparing duck down to white goose down..
Supervisors usually start out as leading hands, leadding hands only get a puffer vest and need to earn their sleeves.
Ben: Hey mate nice puffer jacket, is that Kathmandu or North face?
Aaron: Thanks mate, it's a north face duck down.
Ben: Maaaaate, supervisors run white goose down are you sure you've even earnt your sleeves?
Aaron: yes maaaaate
A Willow Puffer is a person who inhales smoke from either a cigarette/joint and exhales it gently towards another persons anus resulting in a wink effect.
Ex: During the war, Jeremy found it rather exceptional to join a willow puffer contest to help feed his family.
A Devonshire cheek puffer is an extremely large penis, so big that it will cause the viewer to puff there cheeks out in exasperation at the sheer size of the thing.
"Upon the releasing the farmers package, Kelly the milk maid soon realised she was dealing with a real Devonshire cheek puffer"
When you roll a fat blunt, light it, and fuck a girl with the unlit end of it, getting her high.
Chris: Hey Alex, what did you and your girl do yesterday?
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!
A fart of average to loud volume that sounds muffled due to various factors. (fabric/thickness of pants, position, etc.)
Oh, that fart was a muffle-me-puffer!