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When your boyfriend is really terrible at sex, he is punching the dumpster.
Oh damn, my boyfriend came over last time and he was punching the dumpster all night long. :(
Based off of the video game series, Mortal Kombat, when a person quotes a phrase from the game in a real life situation you punch them in the arm as hard as you can.
Yo that bird just got hit by a firecracker!
Fatality!
*insert The Kombat Punch here*
To rail on and dick down the old booty hole. To work his or her brown asterisk like a boss and rearrange that lower intestine.
She bent over to pick up the kids mess and the next think you know I’m punching the asterisk.
My Grindr hookup up wasn’t very clean but I still ended up punching the asterisk.
Ten times better than the bitch-slap.
Dude 1: "Hey what happened to Plympton?"
Dude 2: "Called Alex a whore."
Dude 1: "So she bitch-slapped him?!"
Dude 2: "Worse. Bastard-punch."
Dude 1: "Damn."
When you hit someone so hard in the tt.
"He tt punched me so hard :("
"I'm going to tt punch her"
Karen Was punching air when the manager didn’t help her get her way.
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The action of punching an office work colleague in the back of the head with such force that they headbutt their keyboard leaving the "QWERTY" keys imprinted on their forehead
I overheard a colleague stating they would "Rip my work to shreds" so I QWERTY punched that bitch.
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