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The biggest, baddest dick, you can get in town.
*Not to be confused with the 2022 Loyola-Towson ranger challenge team *
"Yeah, my girl had to get a dose of this thunder python, before I left the jungle."
"You want a taste of this thunder python? That's fine. But, you're gonna have to pay."
"I want your thunder python, daddy. I want it real bad."
"Thunder. Python. *extended moans (but like real genuine ones)*"
When you have to piss and shit and the same time.
Person1: I have to use the bathroom
Person2 : just go in that corner over there
Person1: no can do buckaroo, I’m rocking a python dual wield
When a corn-fed man masterbates with a half chub. At the moment of ejaculation, pinching the tip and bending of the penis towards the anus is required for the full effect. Fulfilling 2 fantasies at once, usually performed in front of co-workers at work.
Kyle got his promotion from performing the lousiana python in his bosses office.
Eating a meal so large that you are nearly catatonic for 2 days while it digests.
I just ate a python meal, so I'll see you in about 2 days.
Steve: Hey dude, XYZ
Jill: whoops! I left my python's cage open again
The polar opposite of “Cock Blocking” by using a snake instead of a person!! “Cock Consticer is a deviation of the same general meaning
“Damnit Mike!! Stop being a penis python, and leave some for the ladies!!”
A slang word for pedophile or a person who sends death threats to young girls
Person 1: "hey did you hear about that EDP guy"
Person 2: "yeah, he is a real python"