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high-quality problem--a situation where a problem is presented which is of little consequence to the parties involved, but none-the-less one which could potentially yield favorable results.
One Fraternity brother to another:
"Man, yeah this mixer last year there were only like five of us there and all of the chi omega's, it was a good time, it was what you call a high-quality problem."
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(verb.) To examine the quality of a woman's lotus patch.
'you hooked up with a burner didn't you?'
'...thought she was nice, said it was her first time...'
'you've always got to check the quality of the turf before you step out onto the field.'
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A person on a BitTorrent site such as The Pirate Bay who constantly posts and reposts comments on a torrent about the quality of the file, making sure every single person who looks at the comments knows that it's either good or bad quality.
This spammer will often get into arguments with those who dare to disagree with him/her, and will rarely comment on their own torrents, because they don't have anything worth sharing anyway.
soundping is a quality spammer. I bet he's still a virgin.
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Also sometimes known as the "Holt Gap", the Quality Leg Gap is best indicated by the light visible between a woman's legs while she is standing erect, with both legs placed firmly together. When light still shines through just below the crotch, this is indicative of a Quality Leg Gap. Also written QLG or Q.L.G.
She stood there on the beach naked before me, her back to a blazing sunset. As I knelt down before her, the sun's rays streaming through her quality leg gap blinded me so I closed my eyes and dove in.
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A group of people who have nothing better to do except go around and submit a inanely offensive definition to quality control, using the same boring and uncreative commentary.
"Why are people making up stupid definitions? This sort of stuff does not need to be on UrbanDictionary.com"
-50% of the comments in the quality control section
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When reminiscing about the late Tim Russert, these Imaginary Russert Qualities or IRQs, are the ideas that conjure up in your mind, regardless of whatever the media says contrary to them.
"Her dad has at least three of the Imaginary Russert Qualities."
"Calm down dad, you're getting the IRQs again."
Imaginary Russert Qualities include, but are not limited to the following:
1. Russert as an Alcoholic with various gins and vodkas on top of his stainless steel fridge
"Don't you even think about touching my Tanqueray you little nitwit!"
2. Poor parenting skills such as suddenly screaming at his son with a piece of corn chowder hanging on his lip.
"How was your day at school son?"
"eh, it was okay"
"You better hope that passed your exams with flying colors or else I'll hang your scrawny ass up by your silly pants, I'm not waking up at ridiculous hours to interview these jackasses for my health! Now go to your room and don't come out until you've finished Wealth of Nations!!!"
3. Throwing temper tantrums whilst making home repairs:
"GODDAMMIT I WANT MY FATHER BACK!!" ::KNOCKS HAMMER THROUGH WALL::
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Person who freaks out when a word isnt urban or is a person's name that is posted on this website.
QCF:"WAAAAHHHH,That word isn't urban!"
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