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It’s like the sleeper build (where you are skinny until you flex your big muscles), but you only workout your right arm.
Your Crush: Damn, he looks like he m*sturbated 24/7 during quarantine!
Her Bestie: That’s a 🥵 quarantine build
An Idiot who is willing to put themselves and everyone else in their general vicinity in danger because they want a haircut.
Poll: Most Americans think Anti-Quarantine protesters are idiots
People stuck at home: I love democracy.
When as a result of quarantine due to the Coronavirus outbreak you have to FaceTime with your friends to smoke “together”.
Bro 1:Yo you tryna have a kickback?
Bro 2:Bro we’re quarantined what should we do?
Bro 1:Brooo! Let’s have a quarantine kickback!
Bro 2: faxxx call all the homies on FaceTime or any other video chatting services.
Fuck it. Fuck being at home all the time.
Fuck the Covid-19 quarantine. Fuck being home all the time. I want to get the fuck out of this house. Fuck online school. Fuck zoom calls. Fuck my annoying family. Fuck it fuckity fuck fuck
When any office colleague because of some or other reason keeping themselves little isolated from other colleagues.
Seems you are on office quarantine and keeping yourself isolated from others?
A person, specifically a dude, who has been quarantined for 15 days.
Person:Hey Quarantine Boy!!
Person 2: stfu
Person: No.
Noun. A boyfriend to have during the 2020 Quarantine. It's like a summer boyfriend, but for quarantine only.
"Sorry, I was texting my quarantine boyfriend."