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n. The act of violently kicking a girl's trash cans over the morning after sex...then yelling "The Angry Raccoon, bitch!!!!"
Hey man, Jessica was a fuckin bitch after I fucked her this morning so I got all pissed and gave her the Angry Raccoon on the way out of her place. She's got trash all over her kitchen, bathroom, and driveway! I booted that can halfway down the street!
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When you cover your balls with chocolate and teabag your partners eyes, when you lift your genetalia up from her face, she'll look like a raccoon.
My girl wasn't acting right so I gave her a Ricky raccoon to prove to her she was acting like an animal.
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Look at the guy in the white truck, his passenger is the same blue raccoon Dennis got with last week.
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Something one does when bored that IS NOT masturbation.
"How would you make a raccoon mad?"
"Slap it."
"Why would you slap the raccoon?"
"Boredom."
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A boy that sleeps all day, stays up all night, has a nest like room, and picks up random things off the ground
He’s such a raccoon boy, I don’t think I’ve ever seen him awake during the day
When a woman wears a vast amount of make-up (primarily around her eyes) to try and conceal all the bruises and black eyes she has from her abusive boyfriend/husband.
Person 1: Why is Jane wearing so much make-up lately?
Person 2: Oh. No, she's just an 'Exotic Raccoon'. If you get what I mean.
Gets crazy coochie and tries in touch footy.
When soggy raccoon plays for the andreans he gets mad tries