fap race

When you get bored of fapping by yourself and ask someone else to fap with you and race to see who 'comes' first. This can be done either in person or online.

Andrew: Hey simon, wanna have a fap race?
Simon: Your on ! *faps*

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The Amazing Race

The Amazing Race is a reality-based television show produced by Jerry Bruckheimer and debuted in August, 2001. As of the present, it is on it's fifth incarnation.

The premise of the show involves 10 - 11 teams of two, who have a prior relationship be it dating, married, friends or family, travel around the world in a month competing in various challenges and picking up clues.
At each leg there is pit stop. Generally the last team to arrive will be elimated from the comptetion.
The prize? $1,000,0000 to the winning team.

The Amazing Race is better reviewed than other reality television shows and has won an Emmy award for Best Reality TV show.

It's better than Survivor because:

Amazing Race: Get to go around the world in many days
Survivor: Around an island in 29 days
Amazing Race: 6 Continents, many countries, many cities, thousands and thousands of miles.
Survivor: 1 island, two shelters.
Amazing Race: Nice resting places
Survivor: Sand and sticks.


See also Amazing Race.

this show reminds me of a 2001 movie called "Rat Race".

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race tracks

linear shit stains in your toilet that point down after you've taken a huge dump

"Dude, I went to Amanda's house and left race tracks in her toilet. I flushed twice and they were still there. I need to quit eating Taco Bell."

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Pig Racing

Truly the sport of Kings. Pigs are raced around a circuit, preferably with a Pig Jockey on board each pig, causing much hilarity. Traditionally the losing swine is turned into BBQ for the spectators, the losing Pig Jockey may become a spit roast.

"I'm heading down to the track for a spot of pig racing, I'll probably eat while I'm there"

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Death Race

An event in which 3 teams of five people each have to drink 1 liter of vodka, 36 beers, and a blunt. Whichever team finishes first wins the grand prize. Each team member is allotted 1 vomit during the death race. Usually the teams finish within 30 minutes.

Tonight's the death race for the park in which its the lifeguards versus park attendants versus grill staff.

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Bicycle Race

Kick ass song by Queen,on the album A day at the races/

guy 1:Bicycle race kicks ass!

guy 2:yeah totally!

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drag race

1. A competitive event where two cars line up at a common starting point. On a given command, they try to finish first at a finish line 1/4 mile away.(Or from stop light to stop light.)

2. An event when two or more homosexual men try to be the first in the door at a sale.

"Did you see those two old queens collide at Kaufman's? They should've learned that drag racing in a crowded store will get you hurt."

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