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A famous legal brothal in the city of Reno Navada.
When I get to Reno I'm going to the bunny ranch.
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Masturbation done by a female.
Heather hadn't gotten laid in a while, so she decide to indulge in a little ranch dressing.
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Similar to a "Dirty Sanchez" this is when a man takes his finger and slides it between his thigh and nut sack, then applies the film to someone's upper lip, which has a smell similar to Cool Ranch Doritos.
The smell intensifies as the day grows hotter...
Harrison: Man, it's pretty fucking hot out today!
Odell: Yea, someone is getting Cool Ranched fo sho.
Harrison: Cool Ranched?
Odell: (performs the devious act on Harrison)
Harrison: Ugh! Sick dude!...yet it does smell like Cool Ranch Doritos! BONUS!
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A wang that can launch a high volume of semen with substantial force and distance
I want to fire my ranch cannon all over the titties
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When someone has Crabs or (scabies) in their A hole then they have an anal Crab Ranch
Nick has a huge crab ranch in his ass... even a donkey punch won't save David this time.
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A great punk album by the band that used to be good Blink 182.
Blink was cool back then now they're trapped in the mainstream.
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It's a facility where people go to get it together. It usually specializes in drug addiction, sex addiction, and trauma. Instead of a cold, clinical setting, it's usually more like a resort, or set in the country, or possibly a ranch.
"He wanted to lay low after his 4th dui, so he spent a week at that psycho ranch." or, "The court ordered her to do a stint in rehab, so she booked a room at the psycho ranch for a month."