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A quasi legal but technologically illiterate attempt to blame embarrassing or incriminating social media or blogging activity on 'hacking' by a sophisticated, imaginary third party. E.g:
“I learned that an unknown, external party accessed and manipulated material from my now-defunct blog, The Reid Report, to include offensive and hateful references that are fabricated and run counter to my personal beliefs and ideology,”
A: hey so as you know I'm totally stoked about running for office this fall but it turns out some random guy 'hacked' my Facebook and posted a bunch of racist shit like 5 years ago but I only just noticed now.
B: ok but that seems kind of implausible so did that actually happen or are you just Joy Reid defense'ing me right now?
A: ...
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is cool doesnt like cats or skanks poop
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Pulling a Reid effect:
A term referencing to the Television series Criminal minds where some is in a negative special effect to both animals and children.
A moment of sprouting knowledge when irrelevant, and unnecessary.
Person A: Hey did you know that information
Person B: You know you're pulling the Reid effect.
Person A: Did you also know that information
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Ghetto school with a bunch of nic addicts and pot heads. People are pretty judgemental, teachers hold the bathroom door as they smell your shit. There is a fight every day over the most stupid shit. There are some nerds and normal kids but no one knows them. The band teacher is great though.
Randy- "where you go to school?"
Jasmine-"Reid Middle School"
Randy- "Lets smoke weed"
General men, such as Reid’s, have one too many dream dates. There are many options for dates. Reid prefers small men, in stature and pp size. But a lot of pubic hair that completely envelopes the pp, so u can’t see it. Take him out for some nice dinner and pornography. Than he likes it when you just strip everything off him when the date is over. Lastly start jacking him off in his underwear. DO NOT TAKE OFF THE UNDERWEAR!!! He doesn’t like it, he has to get use to u.
Jimmy: Mommy what’s that Reid is doing through the window?
(Jimmys mom) Dick: oh it’s seems as though he is having Reid’s Dream Date
Jimmy: what’s a Reid’s dream date?
Dick: It’s where he thinks of getting hand jobs with men.
Jimmy: I want a to have a Reid’s date dream, a hand job sure does sound fun, from a guy!!!!
when you don't go to school on a test day for an outrageous excuse
"I didn't study for my math test last night so I might pull a meg Reid today"
"Josh forgot there was a test so he is pulling a meg Reid today"
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1. (n.) A girl who has super-cool-JB-ish hair and a hyphen in her last name.
2. (n.) Gives advice on her advice blog for LGBTQ youth, EveryoneIsGay.com, with Kristin Russo, and is the creator of lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.com.
*ONLY TO BE USED IN AWESOME CONTEXT*
"Geez, I just had a conversaysh with Dannielle Owens-Reid, and I didn't understand her."
"That's because Dannielle Owens-Reid has her own awesome dictionary and a super cool cat, Janet."
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