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A great place to grow up..but once you get into high school your bored as shit and u want to move. Its between Jamestown and Portsmouth hence the name Middletown. During the summer its full of tourists...which everyone there hates. Hot summers and freezing winters. Its probably the smallest town in the smallest state. Know ones heard of it unless they live or have lived there.
hey have u ever been to Middletown, Rhode Island?
whats that?
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The prefered mode of dress for native Rhode Island men to be worn in any occasion: job interviews, funerals, running errands, going to the gym, etc. It is comprised of a muscle shirt or wife-beater, athletic pants, white sneakers, and a gold chain. Optional accessories include hair gel.
What are you going to wear to Mark's party? Probably just a Rhode Island Tuxedo.
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When a Rhode Island woman (or man) reaches over and grabs your crank through your pants. Although this is common at a strip club, it can also happen at dinner, at a sports game, or in a vehicle.
Woman - Hey big guy, care to have a good time while I grab your crotch?
Man - What is this? A Rhode Island handshake?
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When you get a plate and place it on your partners chest. Take a dump, urinate and bleed on it.
Mix it up, to make it look like a roast.
Then feed them.
"My Girlfriend & I tried Rhode Island Roasting last night, it was wellllll nice!"
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When some asshole in his Maserati, Benz, Porsche, etc. from New York parks too close to your dirty pickup truck, so you bless his new Pirellis with about 14 ounces of used Miller light straight out of your wang.
Damn, Roger really blessed that asshole in the Maser with a fresh RHODE ISLAND TIRE SHINE!!
But Matty slayed that Benz at the country club the other day with a fresh RI tire shine…
Morgan really shined up that Maybach last night…homey got straight blessed with that tire shine!!
The precarious act of performing cunnilingus whilst adopting the handstand position. Believed to have been invented in the Greater Providence area some time in early 2000's by an individual known only as 'Little Danny'.
Never do the Rhode Island Clam Stand.
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Something so fucking predictable they could just record it and play the same tape over and over every day. It's always exactly the same, and ignores anything not within a 2-mile radius of the center of Providence.
"95 North is slow between Thurber's Avenue and the State Offices Exit, 195-westbound is backed up from Broadway to the I-95 split, 95 South is slow from Atwells Avenue to the 146-merge, 146 South you're on your brakes from Admiral Street to the 95 merge, and the 6-10 Connector is backed up to Dean Street...I'm Jim Stearns with your Wheelock Auto Rhode Island Traffic Report."
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