Roman Bath

Do it like the Romans used to, good ol' fashioned orgy.

Would you and your friends be interested in a Roman Bath?

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roman helmet

While they are passed out, gently and inconspicuously place your fleshy bag on their forehead while carefully laying down your dudemeat down the bridge of their nose in parallel fashion

"Gary passed out, so we all took turns fitting him for a roman helmet"

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Roman delight

In the sport of wrestling, when one wrestler inserts his thumb into the anus of the other it's known as a roman delight. Originates from the ancient roman history of wrestling combined with their sexual proclivities.

That wrestler sure seems to like getting a roman delight

Roman Fade

The Roman fade is a fade haircut but the bottom half of your hair will be bald and the rest will be not cut

Ayo that mans got a Roman Fade.

Roman Godfrey

Hemlock Grove's hottest upir. Also played by Bill Skarsgård

Roman Godfrey is soooooooooooo peeeeeeng

Roman Missile

The art of making a woman spontaneously combust from an amazing orgasm by laying her on her side and lifting her top leg straight up, penetrating her vagina at a constant but fast pace while you rub the clitoris with one hand, and finger the rectum with the other. It is a difficult task to get right as you may succumb to the uncoordinated failure of a similar multiple limb movement, the "tapping your head and rubbing your stomach" test. You may need to master this first before you move on to the mount everest of orgasms. Good luck.

Example 1:

Judy - " Hey Mary how come you look so pale today?"

Mary - "Because I almost spontaneously combusted when Daniel gave me a roman missile this morning"

Example 2:

Lauren - "Fuck Stacey, I feel like I could be pregnant after getting an amazing roman missile last night"

Example 3

Tony is giving his wife a roman missile and then all of a sudden *BOOM* she disintegrates into a pile of dust.

Tony - "At least we know she is in orgasm heaven"

Roman Gentleman

The "Roman Gentleman" is a maneuver where you place someone in any wrestling hold, or an imitation thereof, and then fart in their face. The original Roman Gentleman was performed with legs locked around the neck of the recipient. The name comes from the Greco-Roman style of wrestling, though the original would not classify as a Greco-Roman move, because it used the legs for the takedown, not the upper body.

"Why the fuck are Matt's legs wrapped around Liz's neck"?
"She must be caught in the Roman Gentleman. AGAIN."