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Do it like the Romans used to, good ol' fashioned orgy.
Would you and your friends be interested in a Roman Bath?
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While they are passed out, gently and inconspicuously place your fleshy bag on their forehead while carefully laying down your dudemeat down the bridge of their nose in parallel fashion
"Gary passed out, so we all took turns fitting him for a roman helmet"
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roman the potato is a dutch ass grumpy potato, that chills his balls hanging down the ceiling. Hes probably about to go moldy because hes an old wrinkly potato from frietwinkel. His sister is Freddie das Ferkel and his parents are Schnörwangen and Lina raven. He is one one first people to save when the butz is burning.
Who is that sexy mf hanging down the ceiling? Its roman the potato!
Hemlock Grove's hottest upir. Also played by Bill Skarsgård
Roman Godfrey is soooooooooooo peeeeeeng
The art of making a woman spontaneously combust from an amazing orgasm by laying her on her side and lifting her top leg straight up, penetrating her vagina at a constant but fast pace while you rub the clitoris with one hand, and finger the rectum with the other. It is a difficult task to get right as you may succumb to the uncoordinated failure of a similar multiple limb movement, the "tapping your head and rubbing your stomach" test. You may need to master this first before you move on to the mount everest of orgasms. Good luck.
Example 1:
Judy - " Hey Mary how come you look so pale today?"
Mary - "Because I almost spontaneously combusted when Daniel gave me a roman missile this morning"
Example 2:
Lauren - "Fuck Stacey, I feel like I could be pregnant after getting an amazing roman missile last night"
Example 3
Tony is giving his wife a roman missile and then all of a sudden *BOOM* she disintegrates into a pile of dust.
Tony - "At least we know she is in orgasm heaven"
The "Roman Gentleman" is a maneuver where you place someone in any wrestling hold, or an imitation thereof, and then fart in their face. The original Roman Gentleman was performed with legs locked around the neck of the recipient. The name comes from the Greco-Roman style of wrestling, though the original would not classify as a Greco-Roman move, because it used the legs for the takedown, not the upper body.
"Why the fuck are Matt's legs wrapped around Liz's neck"?
"She must be caught in the Roman Gentleman. AGAIN."
In the sport of wrestling, when one wrestler inserts his thumb into the anus of the other it's known as a roman delight. Originates from the ancient roman history of wrestling combined with their sexual proclivities.
That wrestler sure seems to like getting a roman delight