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The best form of rotten fruit/vegetable to throw when a comedian is doing poorly. It's better than rotten tomatoes because, in addition to covering the person in smelly pulp, there's actually a good chance of putting out their eye.
COMEDIAN: So, what's up with the black boxes on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of them? Sounds like something George Bush came up with!
SPECTATOR: Dude, shut the fuck up! *throws rotten bananas*
COMEDIAN: OH GOD, MY EYE!
(Eating a bowl of delicious strawberry's is a pure pleasure except when the last one is rotten, it ruins the entire experience.)
When someone gives another person a string of compliments followed by a negative remark.
"My boyfriend said my hair looked nice, I smelled great and I looked hot in my new dress. He then fed me a "rotten strawberry" by telling me my ankles were too fat.
An old dead disgusting pussy that is way out of date
Damn nigga that shit i hit last night was Rotten Kitty
boys who ignore you, and who are stupid. boys who say they dont want a relationship, but within the same week, they are all up on another slut.
my ex boyfriend is a rotten boy. hes all up on stacy now.
The act of doing a 69 but curling into a ball and eating out each others ass hole
I love the taste in my mouth when giving a rotten mango
When a man cuts off his penis, puts it in a trash can, then comes back two weeks later and beats his girlfriend with it.
After Sally pissed off Jim, he gave her a rotten banana.
Wiping a cottonball on a sweaty ballsack and tossing it at an unsuspecting victim
I just hit bill in the face with a rotten cotton