Scenic route

The route you want to go when your hopping to get lucky with a girl or a boy.

A: where's darragh going?
B: he's going scenic route with aoibhinn

Scenic Route

Having sex with a view.

We stayed at the top floor of a hotel and had a scenic route.

Scenic Route

When you have to look up a keyboard shortcut taking longer than actually just doing the action.

Pauly D. couldn't remember the keyboard shortcut to skip a song so he searched the keyboard shortcut up taking the scenic route.

Route 2 It

Originally the name of a prominent freeway in Ohio, now used to express the act of throwing something onto the freeway and presumably getting ran over in the process.

My phone is out of warranty? Meh. Just Route 2 it.

Route 560

A route transferred from King County Metro to Pierce Transit because Pierce Transit pays their employees less which makes Daddy Sound Transit happy. It operates between Westwood Village, a shitty place to sleep, and Bellevue Transit Center, while also having a stop at SeaTac Airport which takes 15-20 minutes to fucking depart from.

"Wanna take the Route 560 to Westwood Village and get stuck at the airport for some reason and end up on a flight to Shanghai?"

route 4

Road that comes from New York City and crosses over a few towns in New Jersey

At day time you might aswell just put your car in park because of traffic and say your prayers when the cars are moving because nobody knows how to drive properly

At night time if you live in the vicinity good luck sleeping because it becomes a racetrack from 12 am to 5 am, nonstop loud cars speeding by and backfiring

Route 4 needs to be closed forever

chip route

On the surface a Chip Route, is a business or someone that delivers chip snacks to grocery stores or convenience shops. In the grocery business it is often used as a threat to underperforming employees in a derogatory way. It is in some circles thought to be a step down from a job that you already have . It is often used when someone is fired in a grocery store.

Hey man I heard the boss called you on the carpet about how bad you were at stocking the shelves. Joe in Frozen Food said he overheard him saying “ I’ll have you on a Chip Route unless you straighten up and do better” and “they’ll call you Chipper”