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Pre-Privatisation:
A public organisation whose purpose it is to collect mail and parcels and deliver them to the required addresses in the United Kingdom and Overseas. And they do their job well.
Post-Privatisation:
A Private group of scammers whose purpose it is to charge you through the nose for a service they have no intention of providing, then spend the rest of the day employing illegal immagrants to sort through all the mail to see what is worth keeping or selling.
If you ever need to get rid of a body, pack it up and send it to yourself special delivery, and you can be guaranteed you will never see it again.
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Some bullshit pay to win game created by supercell. It’s fun when you’re a low level player in bone pit facing people that have the same cards as you, but when you level up, You go up against a bunch of people that are a higher level that you & spent their life savings to get some overpowered legendary cards that you can’t counter. Clash Of Clans- LITERALLY ANY FUCKING VIDEO GAME is better. (If you dislike this definition, you’re one of the reasons the game is ass. Go spend your money on something else and get a girlfriend you mobile game loser.)
Clash Royale as a low level player: Wow this game is fun !! I can’t stop winning !!!!
Clash Royale when you reach level 9: *deletes it after you realize that the game is pay to win after you had the little bit of fun that it actually has to offer*
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any 16-24 year old in burger king wearing a crown who has recently smoked atleast 5 bowls of any good weed
(cashier):dude, the royal highness over there in the crown smell like da reefer
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A chain of convenience stores in Delaware, Maryland, Pennsylvania, and Virginia. After a long night of drinking, it is the premier place to go for all late-night munchie needs.
Man, I'm so drunk, and I'm so hungry. Let's hit up Royal Farms for some fried chicken and cheese fries.
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Worst fucking thing to play when you are on shitty wifi. You can see everything the fucking enemy is doing but can't do a thing other than wait and die. So fucking annoying, Sup Erc Ell ripped of Supercell. A fucking rip off, totally not worth the 83.3 mb of space. I would rather use that space for a porno or something.
Do you play clash royale?
Shut the fuck up about that laggy fucking game or I'll rip off your arms and beat you to death with them
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