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Loser 1:"Have you seen Shrek 5 yet?"
Loser 2:"You mean have I seen the reincarnation of god yet?"
the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.
Shrek: i am the one and only SHREK
you: thats enough internet for the day 0_o
A master piece and if you call it otherwise you are probably a living stone cus that oger is a masterpiece
Guy 1:shrek is a master piece
Guy 2:no it sucks
Guy 1:*loads glock*10 seconds to run
A god sent from the gods. The holiest god there is. Looks like an ogre and smells like onions. Is here to save our souls from farquaad and to take us to far far away once we die. If you don’t obey his blinding greeness, you will be punished forever with farquaad.
-Hey I just got back from church, my family worships Shrek.
- who is Shrek?
-an ogre god who smells like onions he will save me.
shrek its a lifestyle, a religion , a god , shrek is everything.