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When you dress up as a sailor. Then proceed to go inside of a sauna room with other men. Once inside you yell: "All hands on the poop deck!" Then turn around with your rear end facing the men. Unclip the flap that covers your butt. Then diarrhea shit all over the other men. After you're done shitting, turn around and cum all over their faces. Then, once done, salute them and then leave the sauna, as if nothing ever happened.
Jonny: "Did you hear what Kevin did?"
Josh: "No, what'd he do?"
Jonny: "He fucking steamy sailored five guys!!"
Josh: "No fucking way, that is so boss!"
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When a guy jizzes on a girls face so it looks like she has a white beard and then takes a crap on her shoulder and names it polly.
Did you hear that John gave Brianna a stinky sailor before she went to college?
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You must have perfect timing to pull this off. You must wait untill your oppenents head is approximatley 3 in. from your face. Then headbutt them in the forehead/face with your forehead.
I pulled a Sailor's Salute on that bastard in the fight and he went down fast, holding his aching head.
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conrad the sailor is conors secret identity, its true you can see it on the posts down by the river!!!! anyway he sails on a boat haunted by an unfriendly ghost.
mum, im just going sailing
who with????
Conrad the sailor!!!!!!
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A man who performs homosexual acts and has a talent for interior decorating.
"He`s a silly sailor." "Good, I need help with my living room".
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a big black winger who plays nrl for the dragons
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A notorius bedwetter, someone who can't hold their mud. Diaper wearing adult
"Can you believe Crane drank 12 beers and turned into a midnight sailor"
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