SAND NINJA

A muslim woman in traditional dress, or "burka", with only a slit opening for the eyes

The bazaar was full of "sand ninjas"

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sand people

Term for arabs, generally considered a racial slur.

Iranians are sand people.

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Sand Dog

Navy lingo for San Diego

Man, I can't wait to kick it in Sand Dog.

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Sand moose

A better, and new name for a camel

I want to ride the sand moose!
A straw to break the sand moose's back

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sand gook

A person who lives in a desert region of the Middle East. Not genetically related to the true gooks of Vietnam.

Ben Dover: Charles said we have to wipe the sand gooks off the face of the Earth or else be subjected to a forced conversion to Islam when the Muslims take over.
Phil McCrackin: When they take over what?
Ben: Our government, I guess.
Phil: Oh. So I suppose this takeover is starting with the strip malls down the street?
Ben: Well, Charles said you've got to start small in the jihad business and build slowly. I mean, the born-again Christians and the Mormons have done it, so why wouldn't the Muslims do the same?

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sanding wood

The act of male masturbation.

Friend1: "what's taking you so long in there? I need to use the bathroom!

Friend2: "Stop talking to me I'm sanding wood!"

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sand ape

A slightly less racist way of calling somebody a sand nigger

That dude is a fucking sand ape

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