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a paper towel, napkin, tissue or other disposable article used to wrap the bangin' sandwich you just made in place of using a plate. typically used because you are too lazy to wash dishes or too poor to afford them in the first place.
Jess: "wow i'm making a really good sandwich."
Sherri: "do you want a plate to enjoy your delicious creation of culinary genius from?"
Jess: "no, i'll just wrap it in a sandwich diaper. i'm much too baked to wash dishes tonight."
Is when a man or a woman spreads another woman's butt cheeks and spreads mayonnaise or miracle whip in between her buns.
Ive got everything in my refrigerator to make the best slippery sandwich except that girl!
Splodgy Sandwich
A sexual act in which the male pours (a red) jam onto the womans vagina. He then ejaculates and then he "eats the sandwich" (and her) .
Lawrence was hungry so he made a splodgy sandwich. Jenny really likes when Lawrence comes round for lunch.
When you put your testicles between a woman's ass cheeks and she clenches them until they pop
Hey baby, I want a grape sandwich. Ow my balls!
A delicacy to some, but repulsive to most. The act of eating a chick's box while she is on her period. The taste is similar to that of a Flintstone Vitamin, which is notoriously rich in iron.
Bill: Let's grab a bite to eat. I'm starved.
Alex: I'm cool. I just left Natasha's; she fed me The Iron Sandwich. I swear she's had her period for three weeks. I actually feel like going to the gym.
Bill: You're an animal, Alex.
gym, sandwich, the iron sandwich, animal
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this is what you say to someone who is obviously lying or giving you an answer you find unacceptable. It can also be used as an exclamation should you find yourself in an unfair situation.
kid one : could you cover my shift on thursday, I heard you didn't have any plans.
kid two: I can't. I have to meet someone.
(knowing they have no plans whatsoever)
kid one : I see you've been snackin on those bullshit sanwiches.
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you've had your car taken away by your parents, even though youre 21. You exclaim "bullshit sandwiches!"
A 'SHIT SANDWICH' is a method of delivering some bad news, advice, or a rejection of someone's idea(s).
It is designed to make the bad news, advice or rejection more palatable, easier to take, and/or easier on the receiving party.
It is used to ensure the the person hearing the bad news, advice or rejection actually listens to what is being said so they can eat and digest it...
You want someone to eat the 'Shit' (bad news), you serve it between two lovely slices of bread.. hence 'Shit Sandwich'
George is just about to be sacked....
Hi George,
You've been with us for over 20 years and you've been a fantastic member of our team. You've dedicated so much of your own time its unbelieveable. You are a real credit.
The company needs to cut back and as you are so close to retirement it was felt that you'd be the ideal one to step down. Free up some of your time to do things you want to do.
Think of all the positive things you can now do with that dear wife of yours. She can fianlly spend some quality time with you, and you can take that Cruise you've always said you'd take her on. I envy you George.
Thats a 'Shit Sandwich'......
Not - Hi George, your Fired.....
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