Italic sarcasm

Italic sarcasm is saying a statement with a heavy sarcasm on words such as she, he, that, not and other major words (a higher pitched voice than usual is also necessary to get full effect). It is usually used to make fun of people, primarily in comebacks. When trying to use this style of speaking on aim, one usually puts the sarcastic word in italics or caps.

Sitting in Spanish class...

Mark: Hey Matt you suck at Spanish.
Matt: oh YOU'VE got friends.
Mark: NOT gay
Matt: BALLS

Observers: Wow, Matt and Mark having a pretty bad italic sarcasm fight.

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Sarcasm-Syndrome

A person who cannot help but be sarcastic. He lives to be sarcastic and all of his actions and words radiate sarcasm in some form or another. Even his or her walk is sarcastic.

Jordan Sarin is a sufferer of "Sarcasm-Syndrome"

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Textual sarcasm

When a response is so dryly written that sarcasm is immediately assumed. Usually the sentence excludes punctuation/ emoticons and was hastily written.

I detect textual sarcasm.

fake sarcasm

Don’t know, but it sounds awkward...

“Wow your sarcasm is real”
“No actually it’s fake sarcasm”
“That sounds awkward

Lollipop Sarcasm

Humor that transcends adult-level humor, by appearing as if it's only teen-aged-level humor; the way a gay man might express overly-misogynistic views without intent behind them; boldly joking.

Trump's "locker-room talk," was nothing more than Lollipop Sarcasm; obscene jokes he'd heard in a "private" masculine discussion, and used to male-bond with other men. The lollipop is the topic, vaginas, that most closeted men bring up to mask their homosexuality among actual heterosexuals, who often discuss vaginas.

sarcasm bait

a sarcastic statement used as a test of sarcasm and/or affiliation. Used slyly, the person making the statement uses it to gain knowledge of a person's political, religious, sexual, or hobbyist interests by appearing to be on the side of the person they're talking to.

Alan: "Our Exxon Valdez rig doesn't need no stinking EPA regulations."

(ObLIvious) MIke: Yeah, money-grubbing EPA.
(Keen) Jerry: True, but that was sarcasm bait.

Alan: You're an asshole, Jerry, for saying that there should be no environmental regulation.

Sarcasm with emotions

When someone makes a sarcastic joke with their emotions.

Bob:"Hey, Sarah, wanna come hang out?"
Sarah:"Fuck no, you asshat! I hate your fucking guts!"
Bob: :'(
Sarah: "SARCASM WITH EMOTIONS!!!"