Random
Source Code
Random
When a penis is dipped into different variety of sauces and licked off while your in a car.
Crystal: last night I gave mike the best feeling in the world "schlong nugget" with some hot sauce.
Chelsea: ewwww girl try it with ranch!
The act of taking a condom, pooping inside of it and tying it shut, and then using it for insertive pleasure. Can also be frozen for a harder feel
Melissa told me that she used a sausage schlong last night since her boyfriend is out of town.
Like a dick pic only schlonger.
I always have mixed feelings about unsolicested schlong shots. On the one hand, Ew, on the other hand... dayum!
Nick asked me to send nudes last night, but I made him send me a schlong shot first!
The act of using your underdeveloped third leg as a lethal weapon and proceeding to begin an extreme killing spree with the force of your massive cock being pounded against another's face.
Hey bro I cant wait to feel your Schlong Slap tonight, it feels so refreshing to have your meat against my forehead.
Underwear for males that cradles their schlongs, much to the disgust of the people around them; a banana hammock.
That old man is still trying to show off his junk in a schlong sling.
To be slapped with one's schlong.
1) I was fed up with her, so I decided to whip it out and give her a much needed schlong-slapping.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.
5👍 1👎