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School

A place where people from 2-50 come to learn mostly useless shit. Most of the stuff they teach people will never be used in the real world!! It is a great place to meet friends and get laid.

School sounds like a chill place

by XxUnknowxX April 2, 2017

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school

a fucking place where people have to waste god knows how much of their life as kids and young adults going to where they learn shit , of which like over 90 % is gonna be ABSOLUTELY FUCKING USELESS TO THEM AS ADULTS and like 50 % of which theyre gonna forget!

honestly, how many people are gonna fucking need to know about any shit they learn in history class,how to calculate the fucking area of a triangle when u know an angle beside it or whatever the fuck, shit in english like poetry terms like omonawhatever , and other crap?
how many people are gonna remember all any of it?

also, we get fucking teachers who have anger management problems and give u a fucking detention for like breathing, which wastes even more of ur life

im not sayin there should be no school,or people shouldnt be educated, but school should be seriously modified so people learn what they should learn and choose what they want to learn for the future

and for of those of u retards who think the only people who bash school are the ones who get shitty grades, i actually have good grades, so go fuck urselves!

" we dont need no education ?รด
we dont need no thought control
no dark sarcasm in the classroom
TEACHERS, LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE!!?รด"

by bman321 May 29, 2005

543๐Ÿ‘ 144๐Ÿ‘Ž


School

A Place Where your parents make you wake up at 6 in the morning to go to to listen to a whole bunch of stupid shit for 6 hours straight
o yeah you get a 45 minute break while you eat nasty school lunch
-_-

mom:jon!, time to get up for school!!,
me:-.-, fuck off

by prisoner May 26, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


in-school

A stupid thing that teachers try to teach you a lesson.

i just got an in-school suspension because i sexually harrassed some idiot.

by Brian Bee November 15, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


school

a place where the government forces people under the age of 18 to be held as prisoners for 8 hours a day so they can "learn" about things that the teachers and principals claim you will use in real life but you never actually do unless you decide to become a torturous teacher yourself one day in wich I personally wold advise against unless you enjoy being hated by young children of all ages
this prison also includes the nastiest food you will ever taste along with disgusting bathrooms and prison guards (teachers) who yell at you when you just happen to be walking around since your current teacher doesn't care where you currently reside as long as you are in the building
the only way to escape this torture and have a little fun is to either a) get a library pass with one of your friends and leave class for a good 20-30 minutes or b) skip class all together with a few buddies

geeze! that stupid teacher yelled at us to get class when we were in p.e.!! i mean come on!! everybody knows that the coaches could really care less at our school

by scene chick wannbe February 28, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


School

School stands for

Six
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lifes

Person 1: What does school stand for?
Person 2: It stands for Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lifes
Person 1: sounds about Right

by Hogsbreath101 July 29, 2019

19๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


school

A wonderful magical place, where they take away your freedoms, and normal law doesnt apply (i.e. freedom of speech)

where every day is awful, full of stress, and way too much to handle.

Also has a rigid sociel class'.

In her suicide note she adressed the school as the cause of all evil.

by LGxFuadxXx September 29, 2006

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