Random
Source Code
Random
A form of erectial dysfunction in which a male consumes so many Scotch Eggs his heart is no longer able to pump enough blood to his penis.
Andy was even more disappointing than usual in bed, he had Scotch Egg Dick!
3👍 2👎
a chemical reaction in your brain when you consume a scotch egg, similar to a steroid rage, but much much more devastating. Do not get in the way of people on scotch eggs.
christ, get out the way of that mad cunt, hes just ate 3 scotch eggs, he'll go into a scotch egg rage.
2👍 1👎
A sexual activity. Either;
1) Intercourse in an area which is so dirty, participants become coated in the surrounded filth and so are 'breadcrumbed'.
2) A manouevre similar in idea to the "Superman" in that a male masturbates and ejaculates onto his partners back whilst his partner is sleeping, and then affixes 'breadcrumbs' to the sticky patch he has created.
Homemade Scotch Egg? That sounds like some kind of euphemism....
2👍 1👎
an evil highland force; the ghosts of Scottish warriors trapped in foggy mist
A Scotch mist descends on Darkplace Hospital
38👍 1071👎
A weather condition frequently seen in family photographs of a certain age, brought on by the ill-considered use of Scotch tape in scrapbooks and picture frames.
I found a photograph of Grandma sitting in her roadster under Scotch-tape skies.
3👍 5👎
A filthy article that has never been washed but which Pork Scotch uses to dry dishes. Normal people don't go near it apart from when they use it to kill spiders or to wipe up gunk from the kitchen floor.
Flondibulus: Bog roll's finished, is there any more?
Mickus: No, use a Pork Scotch tea towel. It couldn't get any filthier so the fat twat will never know.
240👍 95👎
Examples of insults given in a first year law school Torts class that are not sufficient to prove the tort of intentional infliction of emotional distress.
You're just a scotch bitch bastard bum! And there's nothing you can do about it.
11👍 2👎