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Surprisingly....a teacher at Hamilton High School notorious for his crazy classroom antics and never making any sense. He currently has a relationship with fellow student Ryan Fackey....I hear things are going quite well for them...
God Steve! Will you stop hogging the bandwidth! Ryan wants some too....
This is when you ask someone to high five you but you put your arm in a wave motion and touch their cheek twice with your index finger or you can give them a slap. Slaps are most common. This is usually used within the UK.
Johnny: Hey Bob! High Five!
Bob: *lifts hand in the air preparing for high fave*
Johnny: *moves hand in wavy motion around Bobs hand and slaps or touches Bobs face and says Scubadive*
Bob: WTF MAN!
Drew: High Five
Bob: K
Drew: Scubadive!
Bob: WTF
Jimbo: HIGH FIVE SCUBA DIVE!
A naked scuba suck-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when his diving buddy sucks his dick and gives him an under-water blowjob and cumgasm.
My cadet roomie, Matt, went scuba-diving, and I gave him an under-water naked scuba suck-gasm and swallowed it!
Any attempt to scuba dive with out a body of water.
1. My Dad drank so much Shiner bock that he scuba Geer'd off of the picnic table.
2. Would you like to go Scuba Geering with me on Thursday?
A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!
If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.
Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!
The rash that develops when someone spends too much time in a hot wetsuit. Similar to diaper rash, and treatable the same ways.
I need to take a couple-day surface interval, I'm starting to get scuba butt.
When you take a shit and then while your girlfriend is on her hands and knees, you fuck her in the ass while holding her face down in the toilet.
Guy: Dude last night me and the girl did a southern scuba dive.
Friend: that's nasty man.