Jurong West Secondary

one of the more lifeless schools in Singapore the students here generally treat their school table as sleeping pillows and the xmms yps count as well as the school budget here is as low as the students attendance rate but the teachers here are mostly caring and dont really have any favourites except for tht one shitty eng cher cos the students r all shit anyways and also police visits are a monthly must for some reason even tho the gangsterism here is way toned down compared to boonlay secondary nearby

I want to go to Jurong West Secondary after my PSLE said no one ever

~Don't, just go to Westwood its far better and have livelier environment

13👍 6👎

Dunearn Secondary School

A low class, low budget educational instituition built upon burial grounds and the tears of YPs and Minahs and Matreps. Its facilities has been fertilised with semen of horny seedlings and upskirt photos of perverted assholes. This disappointment of the west zone has been known for its bad reputation for bully cases and horny couples fucking at nearby staircases. I would recommend going to Choa Chu Kang Secondary School as it is the Raffles Instituition of the west.

"Eh fucker, you out of p6 go where?"

"I want go Dunearn Secondary School and sexually harass people and ask minors for nudes"

"Eh sial ah bro i join in also can?"

11👍 6👎

Queen Elizabeth Secondary

One of the most fucked up places in the Lower Mainland. Present (and future) pregnant teens, whores, harsh stoners, and dealers line the hallways. Half of the students will eventually find themselves living on Hastings or worse.

"I used to have a life goal. But then I transfered to Queen Elizabe- HEY MAN, Can I have a hit of that acid!?"

Whatever you do, avoid going to Queen Elizabeth Secondary at all costs!

95👍 76👎

Epping Secondary College

A school of a bunch of junkies and a lot of faggots and teachers who dont know how to teach. if you have ms moore than prepare for hell. K*m*a*l is a sick cunt ;)

OMG!!! Epping Secondary College!!! A place full of ******

12👍 7👎

Secondary Facebook Stalker

(noun/verb) 1. A person who watches another person stalk friends on the social site Facebook. This usually takes place in lecture, during class, on a bus, or in the library.
2. An unintentional stalking of people on Facebook through someone else's account by watching those person's actions on their monitor.

3. The act of watching someone stalk someone else.
4. Shortened usually to "sefast"

I was in lecture today and I was such a secondary facebook stalker towards the people in front of me. They were all on Facebook and I couldn't stop looking!

6👍 2👎

Belmont Senior Secondary

The roughest school this side of the tracks.

"Dude this place is more ghetto then Belmont Senior Secondary "

6👍 2👎

McKinnon Secondary College

This school is a literal wolf in sheep’s clothing. Voted as Victoria’s no.1 public school, in reality the school is terrible and must be avoided at all cost. During open days, the school takes on a friendly approach. However, as the new coming students are hushed past the school gates, its positive manner is forgotten and the school displays a harsh, cold environment to the students. The school readily allows bullying to get out of hand and prevents students from taking self defensive actions against bullies. A former Year 7 student once reported feeling nauseous after his head was forced into a cupboard and beaten by belts by his peers. The unnamed student then went on to report the incidents but was turned down by the student managers for “lack of evidence” and “we don’t have the resources to investigate.” The authors can also recall an incident where they were rejected from all activities by the entire class and laughed at behind their backs. The intense bullying severely affected their mental health and grades. When questioned by the same teachers who turned to blind eye to the previous bullying, they too dismissed our claims as outlandish and “unlikely to happen in such a privileged school.”

Thomas (tired from bullies): Mom, do I reeeaally have to go to McKinnon Secondary College? I hate it there, kids bully me everyday so much I want to shoot it up if this was America.
Mom: C’mon darling, it can’t be that bad. The principal looked nice, no cap.

Thomas (eye rolls): That’s because he’s putting up a show for the parents, on purpose.

Mom (already brainwashed by the school): How dare you!!! You have no rights! I’m going to spank you now and you’re gonna apologize to the good man Lachlan Noble!
Thomas: 💀