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The protector of semen
There to protect you from sus videos online
Made popular recently due to Stanley.MOV's YLYL and sleep streams
Yo Virgil please be my semen protector and prevent this anime woman from stealing my semen
Just as ghosts are fleeting and elusive, Ghost Semen is just as difficult to find. This phenomenon can occur after vigorous masturbation and is often mystifying. Quite simply it is the misplacement of discharged love nectar that has missed the awaiting Kleenex/female. After a futile search for the stray semen, it is then understood to have vanished into the ether. A more advanced approach is through the scope of quantum physics, whereby the photons and wave structure of the energy creating the egg-fertilizing fluid shift into a higher vibration of existence outside our own. The energy phases into a different quantum reality wherein the frequency that forms the core vibration of the photon is of a higher rate.
You: "Dude, I totally lost some Ghost Semen last night."
Awesome Chick: "That sucks. What a waste!"
You: "I know!"
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An individual who jacks off in class...generally to his respective teacher. (Abbreviated SB)
1. A: DUDE that guy is totally jacking off in class!!!
B: What do you expect...he's an SB
2. A: What do Semen Boys do?
B: Jack off in class....duh
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when you fuckin lie down on the bed and theres a stain of dried white substance on the covers and/or pillow
dude i was at that hotel last night and when i layed down there was a fuckin semen stain beside my head!
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On a girls lower back, near their hips, where their back dips into what looks like a shallow bowl.
Dude, I pulled out and squirted it all over her back. It ended up collecting in the semen dish
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n. A type of especially salty delicacy (think Ritz crackers) topped with drops of male sperm secretions. These exclusive yet delicious treats can be purchased at the local prostitute corner or at fine retailers such as Radio Shack or Pet Smart.
Only a fine dose of semen crackers served with pineapples can satisfy the immense appetite of a transvestite.
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In a water balloon fight, one balloon is filled up with a man's semen and is thrown directly at a girl's face. Can also she shot out of a water balloon launcher, but must hit a girl's face. Should be videotaped and put on youtube.
(Kid sitting in class)Did you see that girl's face?
(Other kid in class)Yea I heard she got hit by a semen bomb yesterday leaving school hahahahahaha.
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