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An individual, usually an ignorant blowhard, who sees it fit to trivialize the success of others despite never accomplishing anything themselves.
Steve: Did you hear? Mike got hired at that Fortune Five Hundred accounting firm on Wall Street.
Tom: Yeah, Whatever. Mike isn't even smart, just has a horseshoe up his ass, I could do that shit any day. Besides imma make millions anyways.
Steve: Dude, seriously? You're 30, trying to become a rapper, unemployed and living with your mom. serial-trivializer much?
When someone is really emotional and cries during every show/movie/commercial/etc they watch
Man I cried more than 5 times watching the series finale of The Office just now and I can't stop. I'm definitely a serial crier.
Someone who indefinitely scrolls social feeds at no benefit of themselves or others.
Serial Scrollers typically enjoy scrolling late at night, or while in a depressive or zombie-like state.
Jeez, Rick. That persons been on their phone for hours!
Rick: *burp*.... that's because the depths of their depression have catapulted them into a revolving need of constant social gratification. They're a Serial Scroller, Morty!
The act of de-tagging all the pictures of yourself that have been uploaded on Facebook or similar websites.
A: How come none of the pictures of Jen are tagged?
B: She's just a serial detagger!
Usually female, who starts off with a profile on a free dating website. She has been on that website for years and often updates her picture to hind the fact she might get recognised from years past.
Her intent is to go on an all expenses paid date knowingly that she'll never work towards a relationship with the average Joe.
She's only interested in a single date as she thinks she's better than the guy but reality shows she's just an average Jane herself. She is quite happy to have drinks and a meals paid for her and won't buy a round back. She's already working on how to let you down in her text message that she'll send you later that evening.
You've popped off to the toilet and she's on her phone looking for the next victim.
I recognise that girls photo on plenty of fish from when I was single 2 years ago and 2 years ago from then ......and another 2 years from then! She's still on there.... Definitely avoid her as she's such a serial dater.....
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A serial murderer is a mix between a serial killer and a mass murderer. This person has killed several or numerous persons in each of a series of incidents.
*BREAKING NEWS* There is a Serial Murderer on the loose.. he has killed 9 people during a movie at AMC 84, and then moved to Paris, Texas where he killed everyone in a local restaurant. There are several similar incidents across the area but we have yet to discover if theses horrible crimes were committed by this same Serial Murderer.
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Hym "I don't know what part of 'serial threatener' you didn't understand but that's not what I'm lauded for... I'm lauded for being a genius and inspiring the world. The 'serial threatener' is the excuse you use to justify my exploitation."
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