windy sewer

Farting into another persons' asshole

My girlfriend was giving me a massage and she pulled a windy sewer

sewer trout

Condom (used) flushed down a toilet. From the rough resemblence to a fish in its unrolled state.

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Sewer Bath

"Sewer Bath" = a person who takes a bath in sewer water waste.

OMG that hairy guy over there smells as if he had a sewer bath!

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sewer dog

A cheap hot dog bought from a (usually New York City) street food cart. Often thought to be made of meat from mutant animals that live in the sewers. In any case, the meat is of lower quality than public school cafeteria food, and they usually sell for a buck apiece.

Instead of going to Nathan's, let's just get some sewer dogs for lunch.

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Libido Sewer

See: Cum Dumpster

I just got back from giving the Libido Sewer a tossed salad, Ocklawaha side up. I hope I didn't catch the burning razor blade dick.

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Sewer Cunt

A sewer cunt is a reel bitch who sleeps around.

A: "Do you know her?"
B: "No, she looks nice!"
A: "She is a reel sewer cunt!"
B: "Pity"

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sewer bandit

The cunt at the end of the bar bitching about her boyfriend not giving her a ring

Look at that sewer bandit she's a gold digget

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