shite hawk

Someone that stops you in the street and talks shite to you and you are unable to get rid of them

workmate thats a pain in the arse and talks shite therefore hes a shite hawk he is

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talking shite

A phrase used when someone is saying something that is a lie or is exaggerated, they are then 'talking shite'.

Tom - "I think Sharon fancies me"
Harry - " Don't be talking shite, Tom"

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shite bus

A London Night bus that doesn't arrive on time

"I wish the Shite Bus would come"
"The bus driver on the Shite Bus was a cunt about it"
"Shite Bus"

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shite-burger

The way to order a cheeseburger in Hungary. "sajt" (pronounced like "shite") means cheese.

Cashier: Teség?
Customer: Shite-burger.
Cashier: Persze. (she hands you a cheeseburger)

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Wee shite

Mice. Usually small field mice which invade large upstairs rooms and hide in cupboards.
Originating from northern England.

The wee shites in the cupboard have left a chewed muffin wrapper behind.

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Light the Shite

Glasweigan kids game played on the nieghbourhood grouch. Involves placing some kind of fecal matter (dogs, cows whatever comes to hand) into a bag and placing it on the persons doorstep. The bag is set on fire and the persons doorbell is rang. Usually the person wil stamp on the bag to put it out. At this time and accomplice bangs on a window or door in the back of the house causing the victim to walk the mess through their house.

"Hey man that old git Smith totally grassed us to the cops last night"

"Yeah we should defo light the shite on the fucker"

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Bank shiting

Where someone usually a neohippie goes into a bank pulls down there pants and shits. It is done as a protest against the evil economic system that keeps people in poverity and brainwashed into believeing that it's the only way to live and see life as materialistic.

John is bank shiting.

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