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Shithead's Cough

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.

Pronounced sheeth-edz.
"Why does Shifferbreins always cough when I do nice things or breathe?"
"That's shithead's cough. Shitheads like Schifferbreins seek your attention to protest your existence and your breathing air."
"Shitheads? I'm going on a hunger strike against shitheads then."
"--I'm in--we gonna starve though because God and Satan are both firmly against shitheads already. Shitheads can't have nice things like us and can't stop."

Misjudgments are possible, though there is no known cure for shitheadedness until Jesus and the Holy Spirit become willing.

#shooterscough #shitheadscough #shitheads

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.

by © September 8, 2023


poopy butt shithead

A person who if physically disallowed by science to play on the xbox

Jacob is a poopy butt shithead.

by Bruhmovement May 19, 2020


Shitty mc Shithead

That one kid that stole your lunch because he's a fat pig

Jeffery is a Shitty mc Shithead.

by Mirik December 15, 2017


myspace shithead

A jackass on MySpace that thinks he's cool

Michale Jackson pedobear Herbert Bobby Haley is a myspace shithead

by That fat ass hoe December 17, 2013