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A pathetic attempt of swearing or insulting another person in defence or randomness
Guy1: Your so fat
Guy2: fuck shit
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From Cyanide and Happiness, this rendition of 'I don't give a fuck' is made more epic shit. Used when you want to really show someone you don't even give a flying fuck what they think.
A: I got a new phone
B: Shut up
A: It's twice as-
B: I don't shit a fuck!
A: But the processor
B: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the point where shit got so real that shitballs just doesn't cover it!
Your friends dating your ex? Shit balls fuck!
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1. Most of the time used in the context as a swear word, like when someone says "SHIT!", but this is even worse. This can only be used in a sure time of horror or fuck-ness.
2. This word can also mean "Fuck....Shit", like telling someone to go fuck shit...por it can be used to call someone a "Fuck-shit"
1. "HOLY FUCK-SHIT I FORGOT TO FEED MY DOG FOR THREE WEEKS!"
2. Hey, you...FUCK SHIT!
2. ext... "YOU FUCK-SHIT!"
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used if something goes wrong or if someone dies
joe:*dies*
h: he just died oh shit oh fuck
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Commentary on the economy during 2011 Occupy Wall Street protests. The grammar may be wrong, but the sentiment is there.
Suit: Get a job you lazy hippie!
Protester: Hey man, don't you know shit is fucked up and bullshit on Wall Street? There aren't any jobs left.
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An ironic, white collar phrase best used at the most inappropriate time possible to emphasize how effective you are at beating the corporate bureaucracy. Will simultaneously impress and threaten your fellow coworkers, be they management consultants, lawyers, or investment bankers.
Setting: Office war room on the eve of a major consulting client presentation.
White guy one: Does that discounted cash flow model have a macro coded for…
White guy two: Does it have a macro? Are you fucking kidding me?!? I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain. That Excel spreadsheet would suck my cock at the stroke of a key if I told it to. It’s got a macro for your mom for Christ sake!
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